12 Corny S.E.O. Jokes.

I recently had agreed to work with an SEO professional to help develop a really cool SEO program. I hope to have it ready by May of this year. I am enjoying the process for the most part in creating this program. However, sometimes I am in need for a good SEO joke here and there. Frankly, anyone working in the SEO field does. Well, I found some really funny ones from various sources (I don’t take any of the credit for these because I did not create these- if I knew who the creative one was to write these jokes, the credit goes out to them). Anyway, I felt I needed to share these These are really corny but cute.

1. I go up to my friend and say “Hey, we’re ranking for duplicate content”. Then he says “How often?”

2. What do pigs and SEOs have in common? SPAM.

3. What did the SEO do on his honeymoon? A: He put a “nofollow” outside the door.

4. What does a links superhero wear? A Linkscape.

5. What does an SEO have for breakfast? SPAM and Java

6. Why won’t sharks attack SEOs? Professional courtesy!

7. When your son asks you if he could play in the Google sand box you tell him that it doesn’t exist. And if he does play in it you’re afraid you won’t see him for the next 8 months.

8. What’s the difference between SEOs and vampires? Vampires only suck blood at night.

9. What do blackhat SEO’s eat on Thanksgiving? A: Keyword stuffing.

10. How many SEO specialists does it take to change a lightbulb, light_bulb, light-bulb, light.bulb, light bulb?

11. What do you call driving into London? Paid traffic.

12. Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.

Experts or anyone who understands even the basics of SEO would either appreciate this, or make a face at these But if you understand SEO, I hope this made you chuckle a bit!

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